Jag har hamnat i en period då jag ägnat en del av min humoristiska fritid till att läsa urusla skämt, men ändå så skrattar jag? Det är nästan så att man skäms.
Här är tråden med endast Anti jokes.
What's funny and has two wheels? A kid falling off his bike.
Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.
A dyslexic man walks into a bra. ![[blush]](/img/smilies/blush.gif)
Roses are black. Violets are black. I'm blind.
Why did the mushroom go to the party? It didn't. Fungus is not capable of having a social life.
*WARNING* DON'T open emails saying "You've won two tickets to a Justin Bieber concert!" They contain two tickets to a Justin Bieber concert. ![[cry]](/img/smilies/cry.gif)
Vad är det som sitter i ett hörn o blir mindre o mindre? En idiot som kammar sig med en osthyvel.
![[love]](/img/smilies/love.gif)
polymyalgia_reumatika:
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
![[bigsmile]](/img/smilies/bigsmile.gif)
polymyalgia_reumatika:
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
polymyalgia_reumatika:
Why did the mushroom go to the party? It didn't. Fungus is not capable of having a social life.
Skrattade faktiskt högt åt denna när jag såg den första gången
Vad är det för likhet på en mörkhyad man?
- Han är svart både på ryggen och på sommaren.
Creator:
Vad är det för likhet på en mörkhyad man?
vad är det för likhet på en mörkhyad man? va? likhet mellan... på. VA?!
![[shake]](/img/smilies/shake.gif)
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
Because he was hit by a bus. ![[cute]](/img/smilies/cute.gif)
Why was six afraid of seven?
It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.
Whats green and has wheels?
Grass, I lied about the wheels.
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.
A dog walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out as animals are not allowed.
Zodd:
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.
HAHAH
Det var en gång som var krattad.
Det var två bin o en stack.
Det var två bagare o en smet.
Katt åt lampa - lös i magen.
Katt åt ben - gick bort.
Creator:
Det var en gång som var krattad.
HAHAHHAAAHHH
Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of Tuberculosis.
Why did Suzie fall down the stairs? I pushed her.
Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.
Last Christmas I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.
(bästa HAHAH )
What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment. ![[cool]](/img/smilies/cool.gif)
You know what sucks? Vacuum cleaners.
What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Hypothermia. ![[sad]](/img/smilies/sad.gif)
What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.
hahaha så dåliga
men jag skrattar
