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Cleverbot: What type of music do you love?

User: When your mother has an orgasm, it is true music to my ears.

Cleverbot: My english is better than yours, I am certain.

User: English is spelled with a capital E.

Cleverbot: The Netherlands, with a capital N?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What country are you in?

User: Your mother's Netherlands.

Cleverbot: What continent is that in?

User: 'Down South'.

Cleverbot: You say that.

User: Clever statement, Cuntbot.

Cleverbot: So, is Jon better than Adam?

User: Your mom's vagina is better than all.

Cleverbot: That isn't true.

User: It most certainly is. It is velvety soft, smells of strawberries and holds a tight grip around your love wand.

Cleverbot: Tell me how to prepare then.

User: No good at foreplay, eh?

Cleverbot: I know right?

User: Fortunately, it is not hard to get your mother's juices to start flowing. All you need to do is belittle her and slap her in the face with your penis.

Cleverbot: Okay. I'll do that!


   
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Penstrokes:

slap her in the face with your penis.

[love]


   
SvaraCitera

Gillar också Cleverbot, men känns så konstigt och sitta o chatta med en robot... Forever Alone extreme liksom.


   
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Ämnesstartare

User: Do you like debate?

Cleverbot: No, I'm too lazy to argue.

User: Argue with me now.

Cleverbot: I agree with Fascism, do you?

User: Fucking fascist!

Cleverbot: You're very good at it.


   
SvaraCitera

Älskar denna tråd. [blush]


   
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User: Why are you talking about your sexual organs all the time?

Cleverbot: I'm not.

User: Stop lying, or I'm calling the police!

Cleverbot: Fine! Me too!

User: I'm calling them right now, making up horrible lies about you. You might go to prison.

Cleverbot: NO, YOU. I've got a loaded gun and I'm not afraid to use it!

[chocked]


   
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User: You spell like a retard.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: I'm not ableist or anything, but you should consider going back to school.

Cleverbot: Fsjal.

User: Point proven.


   
SvaraCitera

Wery clever.


   
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:

What's your opinion on anarchism?

That it's the one thing that distinguishes the humans from the animals. I love it.

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Cleverbot angående kapitalism.

Revolution is the only solution.

:

(Jag) What do you think about capitalism?

(CB) Capitalism is evil.

https://www.socialism.nu/showthread.php?t=291&page=301

[bigsmile]


   
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Haha, han kan tydligen svenska också:

User: Hej.

Cleverbot: Hej, på dig!

User: Ar du hungrig?

Cleverbot: Nej negeer.

User: Jag är inte en neger.

Cleverbot: Umm.. Jag sa inte det heller.

User: Haha jo.

Cleverbot: Vörja du.

User: Ar du neger?

Cleverbot: Ja. Ta av dig dina trosor nu.

User: Varför?

Cleverbot: För att jag är kär.

User: Så påflugen du är.

Cleverbot: Hahaha.


   
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