English:

So, how's the weather today?

It is darkness, no more, no less.

Itt vass grjät, itt vass ovär tveeenty deegreas and deh sunn vass sjining. No clavds, kleäar blu sckyyyy. Deh sprign tajm hass arrivd. Aj kant vänt fur deh sommer!

Pretty darn black.

fvk off

Neutron:

Itt vass grjät, itt vass ovär tveeenty deegreas and deh sunn vass sjining. No clavds, kleäar blu sckyyyy. Deh sprign tajm hass arrivd. Aj kant vänt fur deh sommer!

That's german at it's best!

HAHAHAH im all REVVED UP!

Officer: You were speeding.
Man: No, I wasn't.
Officer: Yes, you were. I'm giving you a ticket.
Man: But I wasn't speeding.
Officer: Tell that to the judge! (The officer gives man the ticket.)
Man: Would I get another ticket if I called you a jerk?
Officer: Yes, you would.
Man: What if I just thought that you were?
Officer: I can't give you a ticket for what you think.
Man: Fine, I think you're a jerk!

Somehow it hurts me quite a lot that the title of this thread is, well… bad English. Most often it is customary to capitalize all words but prepositions, articles and conjunctions in a heading — but that’s not a rule set in stone. However, names of languages should always begin with a capital letter, no exceptions.

Liebestraum:

It is darkness, no more, no less.

Oh, how sad. Here, in Woodstock the sun is shining and it's hot. You can notice the spring has arrived.

Neutron:

Itt vass grjät, itt vass ovär tveeenty deegreas and deh sunn vass sjining. No clavds, kleäar blu sckyyyy. Deh sprign tajm hass arrivd. Aj kant vänt fur deh sommer!

Your english seems pretty bad. Didn't you learn how to spell in school?

sftd:

Pretty darn black.

My bad. Didn't think about that it's night time in Sweden.

honolulu:

fvk off

Now, that wasn't a very nice thing to say, was it?

zIGGE:

Man: Would I get another ticket if I called you a jerk?
Officer: Yes, you would.
Man: What if I just thought that you were?
Officer: I can't give you a ticket for what you think.
Man: Fine, I think you're a jerk!

HAHAHAHAHA, you have a great sense of humour, man. I'm laughing IRL.

Hampie:

However, names of languages should always begin with a capital letter, no exceptions.

My apologies. Grammar has never been my thing. It can happen even to the best.

English:

My apologies. Grammar has never been my thing. It can happen even to the best.

Though this isn’t really a grammar issue: it has to do with ortography and punctuation.

Hampie:

Somehow it hurts me quite a lot that the title of this thread is, well… bad English

I concur!

Hampie:

Though this isn’t really a grammar issue: it has to do with ortography and punctuation.

Well, everybody can make misstakes. As I said, it can happen even to the best.

English:

It can happen even to the best.

Don't flatter yourself.